WELL. IT IS OFFICIAL. ROB AND KRISTEN HAVE FINALLY KILLED ME.

THEY HAVE SLAYED ME. LET’S RECAP:

• THEY GO TO EACH OTHER’S PREMIERES AND WALK THE RED CARPET
• THEY HAVE A STARING MATCH INSIDE THE THEATER AFTER OTR
• THEY KISS, HUG, SNUGGLE, RUB, KISS KISS, HUG AGAIN, GOOF OFF DURING THE AFTER PARTY
• THEY LEAVE TOGETHER
• THEY HUG AND HOLD HANDS INSIDE THE THEATER AFTER COSMOPOLIS SCREENING IN FRONT OF EVERYONE
• KRISTEN TEARS UP BECAUSE SHE’S SO PROUD OF HIM
• “YOU’RE AMAZING”
• THEY SNUGGLE AND KISS AT THE AFTER PARTY
• THEY HOLD HANDS IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AS THEY LEAVE THE AFTER PARTY

IN CONCLUSION. THEY HAVE KILLED ME WITH THEIR BEAUTIFUL LOVE.

THEY KISSED. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. THEY HUGGED. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. THEY HELD HANDS FUCKING TIGHT. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.

ASFKLN SKFNMAKLNFKASLNFKASNFAKFNASKFNASKFNASKFNASNGFAKSGNASKGN. MY FEEELS ARE OUT OF CONTROL.

MY BODY IS READY FOR MORE, TBH. IN LOVE WITH THEIR BEAUTIFUL LOVE.